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Tribute to Roosy

Posted by steve fahey on 1st September 2010

by Steve Fahey
 
I know it’s an un-Collingwood and un-Floreat Pican thing to do, but I want to pay tribute to one of the greats of our game, who is fast approaching his swansong (pun intended).
 
I first came across Paul Roos in 1979.   He was wearing number 19 for the fashionably named Beverly Hills Junior Football Club Under-17 team playing in the Doncaster District Junior Football League.  He was a superstar, and already playing at Fitzroy Under-19s. I wore number 12 for one of their opponents, Macleod, and had been developed into a tagger due to a rare combination of limitations (severe myopia, little ability) and strengths (could run all day).   We played them in the preliminary final and got a toweling before they went on to easily win the Grand Final.  
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Posted in Floreat Pica Society | 6 Comments »

Floreat Pica Report- Rd 18 Collingwood V Carlton

Posted by steve fahey on 1st August 2010

irresistible a too strong, convincing, delightful etc. to be resisted

One of my favourite match reports in the 2009 Footy Almanac came from a North supporter called Andrew Starkie.  Andrew’s report started :

“I hate Carlton; despise them.

My loathing is limitless, my contempt physical.  It causes my forehead to burn and a deep pain to press into my chest.

I hate Carlton so much I’ve written down the reasons.  My top seven are …..”

I have a strong respect for and empathy with Andrew.  What was deeply impressive about his report was that apparently there were over twenty reasons listed before the book was scanned by lawyers prior to publication.  The bloke knows his footy, social history and ethics.

One of the things I learnt later than I probably should have in life is that footy hate is different from real hate.  A very wise woman, my yoga instructor, sagely commented a couple of years ago that hate is a very strong word.  I reflected upon this and that hate most accurately refers to the sort of historical tensions between India and Pakistan, Israel and Palestine and Mick Malthouse and the media, rather than that between footy clubs whose supporters can sit intermingled without civil uprising.  After this reflection I started to use the term footy hate, as both a noun and a verb, to distinguish real hate from footy hate.  I will succinctly précis this philosophical musing by simply noting that I footy hate Carlton and that my reasons are many and varied. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in COLL v CAR (18/2010), Round 18 (18/2010) | 7 Comments »

Pies present as apprentices as masters do what they wanna do and be who they wanna be

Posted by steve fahey on 22nd May 2010

conviction act of convincing, settled belief

I had a vision the other night. Collingwood was on the podium holding up the Cup.  The only problems were (1) It was Paul Collingwood, and the Poms had beaten the Mike Brearley, I mean Michael Clarke – led Aussies in the Twenty 20 final, and (2) it wasn’t really a Cup, but a really weird looking trophy that would be utterly useless for functional purposes such as being a receptacle for champagne (or Hi-Fibre bread as Dermie famously inserted one year).  I am a fan of the big Cup.

Approaching Friday night’s blockbuster I wanted to see more evidence to test whether the vision could indeed become a reality.  Have we stepped up from being a good second-tier team who need the best to be below-par to being a serious contender ? I was confident that we would acquit ourself well, and indeed win.  Whilst having a huge respect for the Cats, I thought that we were primed and ready.  I had seen Carlton’s speed tear the Cats apart, and make them look decidedly mortal. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in COLL v GEEL (9/2010), FPS Match Reports, Floreat Pica Society, Round 9 (2010) | 2 Comments »

A Mothers’ Day Reflection

Posted by steve fahey on 5th May 2010

By Steve Fahey

Having previously written about Dad’s lifelong love for the team from the suburb in which he was born and raised, I thought that Mothers’ Day was an opportune time to pay tribute to my mum Anita’s contribution to my love of the Pies, footy and indeed, sport.  Yes, I did manage to skirt around the word obsession ! Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in General Footy Writing | 2 Comments »

FPS Report: Round 3 match report and Danny Roach

Posted by steve fahey on 11th April 2010

Greeting Gents

Floreat Pica Society continued a long Collingwood tradition by blooding youth in a big game.  !6 year-old Richard Cornell wrote the match report while his 11 year-old brother Nicholas awarded the Danny Roach votes -see both below.  I wonder what these young blokes are like at kicking goals? Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in FPS Match Reports, Floreat Pica Society, Round 3 (2010), STK v COLL (3/2010) | 2 Comments »

Pies triumph on a day of firsts

Posted by steve fahey on 30th March 2010

It has been 197 days since I’ve experienced the warm inner glow and sweet sweet taste of a Pies’ victory and it feels as good as I remember it.  As Foreigner sang all those years ago “It feels like the first time, it feels like the very first time.”

Speaking of first times, a Round 1 encounter naturally brings up a lot of firsts.  As well as the obvious first games for their new clubs of big names Ball, Jolly and the Big Bad Boofhead Barry (BBBB), some of the other firsts for this match were :

First scheduling and ticketing debacle of the year – the G sits empty while two Melbourne-based clubs who finished top four last year and with a combined membership of over 80,000 play at the Dome.  It is not a fully ticketed game, but Levels 1 and 2 and Rows A-F of Level 3 are fully pre-sold so members have to be able to get there very early to get in for the remaining seats.  Go figure !

First time in my lifetime that the Dogs have entered the season as flag favourites – expectations are high on this side of town.

First time (I would reasonably guess) that two clubs have clashed three times in nine home and away rounds – remarkably these clubs clashed in rounds 15 and 22 of  2009 and fronted up again in Round 1.  When they meet again in Round 11, it will make four clashes in nineteen home and away rounds.  And all of them at the Dome !!

First time Medallion Club Mick has offered me Medallion Club tickets, nearly a decade after his initial pledge !! -  Good things come to those that wait, but I was unable to take up his generosity as I already had tickets with my usual crew in the front row of Level 3.

I guess I should move on at some stage to what actually happened !

The pre-game signs were very positive for the Pies.  Morris was a big out for the Dogs and Johnson’s inclusion had to be a substantial risk given the very limited preparation he had.  Hearty congratulations to Johnno (aka Simon the Likeable from Get Smart) on his 350th – he is and has been a giant of the game.  My skin was tingling as the sides made their way onto the ground – the long wait was over.

The first quarter was fast and furious and we played in a manner very similar to the first quarter of the Round 15 game last year.  We were precise and clean with our possessions and ferocious in our attack on both the ball and the opponents when they had it.  Our first goal of the season came from a throw-in from which big Jolly got it to Johnno who mongrelled one into The Mop. Ah to have a ruckman at long last !

We kicked 8.2 from 11 shots (yes Leroy Brown popped one out on the full) largely because we had lots of set shots from good positions, 30-40 metres out on reasonable angles, as we used the corridor more often than usual.  Leroy was inspirational at full-forward, a good match-up on Lakewho got Brownlow votes playing on Jack in both games last year.  Good coaching.  Our great forward pressure led by Leroy was the key to our healthy quarter-time lead.  Johnson and Wellingham had plenty of it while Harry and Heater were excellent in the back half, and Didak provided two clinical finishes. BBBB looked dangerous for the Dogs, kicking two and missing one he should have kicked.

The second quarter saw the Dogs regroup after our early goal stretched the margin to 36 points.  Our defensive pressure dropped off and Boyd and Cross knocked up winning the footy in the midfield.  We just couldn’t find a goal, with our nine shots at goal resulting in 2.7 as we had a heap of shots on the run from 50 metres on tight angles.  Jack and Travis were being blanketed and we couldn’t create set shot opportunities.  Pendles had the worst 5 minutes of his career as he fumbled the ball twice and then turned it over in 30 seconds in the one piece of play and then missed an important set shot.  Medders’ brace of goals kept our noses in front at the main break.  Wellingham continued his excellent start, as did Heater and Harry.

A couple of interesting tactical developments emerged in the first half.  The Dogs followed the lead of several other clubs in getting both their ruckmen to many stoppages, especially in their forward 50.  An interesting tactic that resulted in many rucking free kicks, some of which no-one seemed to know which way they would go.  The Dogs were also often able to manufacture a mismatch when they kicked in, often targeting a tall player from the kick-in who was somehow immediately opposed by a medium.

The third quarter was a good one for the Pies mainly through better conversion than the Dogs.  Both sides had periods of dominance, in a quarter that was very even in general play but we managed 4.4 from 16 Inside 50s while the Dogs wasted a few with 2.5 from 21 Inside 50s.  This was the critical period of the game.  Leroy worked hard at both ends and Pendles finally worked his way into the game and set up beautifully.  Swan, who seemed to have a fair amount of bench time in the second quarter, was his usual hardworking self and Heater and Harry repelled the Dogs and created numerous attacks.

Enjoying a twenty-point margin at three-quarter time, many of us were thinking about the Round 15 game last year when our six-goal buffer was reduced to a desperate one-point victory as the Dogs ran all over us.  A Dogs goal in the first minute reduced the margin and heightened our anxieties.  We steadied and then ran away from the Dogs who looked dead on their feet in the sweltering conditions.  Mick is a master rotator and we were full of run with Swan and Pendles getting a stack of it in the midfield, and Heater and Harry racking them up in the back half.  The Dogs lacked forward options when BBBB couldn’t grab it.  Max made multiple desperate spoils and Leon finally got into the game, kicking a couple of beauties. The icing on the cake was the second goal we created from a forward 50 throw in, with Swan capitalising on Jolly’s clever knock.  We tried to milk the clock the last few minutes and looked typically clumsy doing so –a definite area for improvement.

It was time to sing the song and it was nice to give it a good belt after a great start to the season.  I could overlook the two bourbon and cokes that people behind us dropped and splashed all over us and our belongings and consider it a truly excellent day.

In the end we won because we applied fantastic defensive pressure, and because we converted better, partly because we had more set shots, taking 22 marks inside 50 to their 11.  Our defensive pressure was borne out in the running bounces stat which went 21-7 our way.  Their playmakers were often under actual or implied pressure, and Harbrow and Gilbee, while both serviceable, were not allowed to set up from the back.

New chums Jolly and Ball were both solid , but no more than that, and worked hard. Both have big strong bodies, and will improve

I’ll note one more first.  In the stats I’m reading, Travis had the highest disposal efficiency on the ground with 92 %.  That must be a first.  He was quiet but does work hard.  The relief from the Pies supporters around the ground when his last quarter set shot from 50 became a gimme after Minson ran across the mark was palpable.

Votes for the Floreat Pica Society’s prestigious Michael Horsburgh Medal are :

3 Heater –an enormous game and managed to strike a good balance between generating attack, combating his own opponent and peeling off his opponent to help his fellow backs.  Expect more of the 2008 tactics from opposition teams who played a defensive forward on him and tried to drag him from the play.

2 Harry – I love Harry and the way he plays the game, similar to Heater in his multiple dimensions, but can play tall or small.  A dashing display setting up lots of forward forays and being very assured when he had the ball.

1 Swan – good numbers, not as big as he sometimes records, but improved penetration in his kicking and three goals pushed him ahead of a couple of others including Leigh Brown who was outstanding.

The Ian Low Medal goes to Heater  As Peter Landy used to say after the first player scored multiple votes in the Brownlow, “he is the early leader.”

Hopefully the Pies can bring up another first of sorts in next week’s encounter against the lowly Dees.  Last year we played four times at the Dome and lost the next week each time.  Hopefully we can break this trend and put another convincing win on the board.

I look forward to Haiku Bob’s Danny Roach Medal votes, to his first Pieku of the season, and to your contribution.  A reminder that this report will also be posted on the Footy Almanac website at http://footyalmanac.com.au/ .

Floreat Pica

Steve

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Posted in 2010, 2010 Round 1, FPS Match Reports, Floreat Pica Society, Round 1 (2010), WB v COLL (1/2010) | 3 Comments »

NAB Cup, Round 1: A few observations on the early Pies

Posted by steve fahey on 22nd February 2010

By Steve Fahey

Pre-season so no match report, but a few observations :

- Middle of Feb, 32 degrees at game start, all other observations need to be considered with that in mind.

- Middle of Feb, 32 degrees at game start, very thoughtful of Etihad Stadium management to have us think that we were at the beach by having all that sand around. Read the rest of this entry »

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Floreat Pica Society: Pendles hangs on to win prestigious Horsburgh Medal

Posted by steve fahey on 8th October 2009

By Steve Fahey

gala festive occasion; festive gathering for sports

galah (slang) fool, simpleton, show-off

The fifth annual gathering of the Floreat Pica Society was again a gala/galah evening, with twenty-something Floreat Picans gathered to celebrate another year’s pleasure and pain watching the Pies and to count the votes after Round 17 for the prestigious Michael Horsburgh Medal.

Amid much banter, serious trade talk and frivolity, the formalities of the evening began with Tim leading a rousing rendition of Good Old Collingwood. Heaven knows how loud we will sing it should we ever be celebrating a flag. Read the rest of this entry »

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AFL Prelim Finals: Pies’ loss hurts like hell

Posted by steve fahey on 22nd September 2009

By Paul Fahey

Well …  I have sat down a few times to write the report but until this morning I could not really muster the energy or enthusiasm to really revisit the match! On Sunday, as I have done following previous finals losses, I chose to not really communicate with the outside world – no answering the phone, no newspaper analysis. I actually found myself listening to the entire back catalogue of The Church, turned up as loud as I could now that I am a respectable 40+ gentleman as opposed to the rebellious teen I was on first listening! Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in AFL Preliminary Finals, Cats v Magpies | 2 Comments »

AFL Semi-Finals: Never-say-die Pies prise prize from under Crows’ eyes

Posted by steve fahey on 13th September 2009

By Steve Fahey

Floreat Pican John Ramsdale wrote last week of his sense of déjà vu in watching our ordinary performance in our opening finals appearance.  This week the Pies’ stunning last-gasp win over the Crows gave me a double sense of déjà vu.

Why a double sense ?  Firstly because this game was nearly a carbon copy of the Round 1 match between these sides, with the Crows getting to a big lead, the Pies pegging them back before hitting the front in a dominant third quarter, and then the Crows regaining the ascendancy and the lead in the last quarter.  Fortunately it was only nearly a carbon copy because while both games had desperate last minutes, this time the end was a fairytale for the Pies.  Elite sport is often about a few inches and a few seconds. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted in FPS Match Reports, Floreat Pica Society | 2 Comments »