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AFL Round 14: The big game from The Liars in Broadbeach

Posted by Boundary Rider on 7th July 2009

 

By John Dunne

 

THE 6.10 airbus out of Tullamarine bound for the Gold Coast on Saturday morning housed a healthy contingent of the Richmond faithful.

Donning beanies and scarves, the Tigers supporters were more than happy to combine the Surfers winter sunshine with an honorable loss to Adelaide later that night at Carrara.

There was a bizarre confidence in the knowledge that another loss would get them closer to the spoon and in turn tantalizingly close to securing fanatical Yellow and Black supporter Tom Scully, who just happens to be the anointed number one pick in the next  AFL draft.

But with the Punt Road wish list out of the road early in the flight, conversation quickly turned to THE Big Game.

Perhaps it was my Cats Premiers 2007 cap, but the only match up for discussion from the skies of Albury to Coolangatta was THE Big Game.

“Can Harry hold Reiwoldt? Who will go to Koschitzke? Who will take it up to the Saints if there is an early hit on Gazza from Colac’s favorite son S. Baker?

I was bombarded by questions from these Tigers, who I suppose, can only ponder wistfully if they were ever subjected to such pre match interrogation.

They started to file in to the Liars Bar at the Broadbeach Hotel at around 2pm, as they would have done for the bounce at any normal game.

But the magnitude of THE Big Game necessitated a television network to determine a new starting time of 3.10pm.

From my vantage point directly under the screen, it appeared the Liars Bar goers watched on in stunned silence as the Saints bounded out of the blocks to open up a five goals to nil lead.

“Johnno hasn’t been near it,” I spat out to anyone within earshot as the Fisher slotted through St Kilda’s fifth unanswered goal.

As if on cue, the cameras panned to Johnno perched back in his seat in the stands resplendent in coat and tie.

If I was tempted to partake of the $2.50 on offer for the Saints prior to the game, the knowledge that the only ‘sausage rolls’ Johnno would partake in during the afternoon required sauce would have had me reaching into the pocket.

Goals in the first half were treated largely with disdain by those in attendance, but when Joel manufactured a left foot goal out of nothing in the third quarter the front bar of the Liars erupted.

It was then I realized I was nestled securely among allies – a throng of Cats supporters.

When Stokesy (who is still the best overhead mark for his size in the caper) goaled to level the scores with a minute to play the suspense became too much.

Unable to watch, I made a beeline for the adjoining TAB to watch the last trot race on opening day at Tabcorp Park.

With one eye on Sky Channel and an ear to proceedings in the Liars, I heard the words ‘what a grab’ amid a huge roar.

My mind raced.

Had the Hairy Cat plucked one in the square or had The Tomahawk finally found the footy just at the right time?

No, the unlikely figure of discarded Eagle and notorious bad boy Michael Gardiner emerged from the ‘stacks on the mill’ with the footy in hand.

THE Big Game had come down to inside the last minute of an epic battle.

As I strolled down the restaurant precinct of Surf Parade later in the evening I found solace in a pair of Cats supporters mulling over their meal.

“We’ll be right,” I offered as I walked past.

A quick post mortem between the three of us agreed.

Surely, Stevie J and a fit Ottens are worth more than six points to the Cats!

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Footy yarn: Never under-estimate the importance of the ladder in football

Posted by Boundary Rider on 8th June 2009

By John Dunne

 

YOU can never underplay the relevance of the ladder in football.

And while it may be stating the obvious, it was rammed home to me in no uncertain terms back in the late 1980s.

I was domiciled in the hub of north-east Victoria in a place called Wangaratta and in the fledgling stages of my radio career.

The station was called 3NE in those days and played an integral role in the local sporting community by offering listeners a live call of the match of the day in the powerful Ovens & Murray Football League.

Suffice to say the (poor cousin) Ovens & King League received scant coverage during the season, although at finals time I was banished out to the Tarrawingee ground to provide live crosses back to the studio.

The year was 1988 and the Moyhu Football Club, who were known as the Hoppers for reasons that were never explained to me in sober surroundings, were taking part in the O&K Grand Final.

A wealthy businessman connected to the club decided he would like to see the big game broadcast live on 1566 3NE and subsequently made his feelings known to station management.

He also made it abundantly clear that he would be willing to sponsor the broadcast, covering all expenses and more.

Not surprisingly Robbo, the station’s sales manager, was all for the history making call of the big game.

Logistics, or more to the point the lack of a broadcast box, was merely perceived as a minor hiccup as the station technician was given the task of identifying a potential calling vantage point.

I still recall him proudly announcing that he had found the spot- high above the ground on the grandstand roof.

It is here I must confess that I don’t embrace heights with the same gusto as Biggles, or Tom Cruise (aka Maverick)  in Top Gun.

However,  I girded my loins with the war cry that the call must go on.

So when myself and co commentators Cuddles and Coey arrived at the ground we were greeted with the sight of the longest extension ladder ever known to man, strategically placed against the side of the grandstand.

The importance of the power of the mind, like the ladder, can never be understated.

So in order to take my mind off the distance down to the terra firma as I ascended into the heavens I counted the steps up to the top of the grandstand roof- all 54 of them.

The game itself was pretty uneventful with the Hoppers grinding their way to their first flag in 26 years and from memory the long awaited premiership was celebrated in style back at the Moyhu Town Hall.

Has anyone ever put the stopwatch on the time it takes for the crowd to dissipate after an Ovens & King Grand Final?

Well I know for a fact that the last person is out of the ground before the official 1566 3NE game review is completed.

So there we are, gear packed and ready to descend when it is obvious to all concerned that an important component of the pending exercise is missing- the ladder.

And with daylight saving still a month away darkness was quickly rolling in across the Alpine region of Victoria.

It must have been some sight to the casual observer with three grown men perched on the grandstand roof waving arms and yelling inaudible pleas liberally punctuated by the appropriate obscenities.

Fortunately,  we managed to somehow catch the attention of a passer by and even more miraculously were able to convey to him that we were inquiring about the whereabouts of the owner of the ladder.

Our intrepid messenger narrowed down the list of possible locations of the said ladder owner to one – the Tarrawingee Hotel, a Johnny Iwanuch (the Hoppers full forward) drop punt up the road.

It seemed the work of an instant that the owner was persuaded to forego the next shout and return his ladder to its rightful leaning place against the side of the Tarrawingee grandstand.

And while most people involved in our great game strive to get to the top of the ladder, on O&K Grand Final Day in 1988 I was more than happy to find the bottom.

 

  

  

 

 

 

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