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2010 for the West Coast Eagles

Posted by westcoastdave on 9th September 2010

Season highlights

Beating Essendon.  Twice.

Actually, starting a review of West Coast’s 2010 season with highlights feels bit like putting air in the tyre after a car wreck – technically it’s possible, but you know it doesn’t make any sense.  There were some isolated moments to savour, but the fact that they became season highlights shows just how dismal the year turned out. Read the rest of this entry »

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2010 for the West Coast Eagles

Posted by westcoastdave on 8th September 2010

by David Bruce

Season highlights

Beating Essendon.  Twice.

Actually, starting a review of West Coast’s 2010 season with highlights feels bit like putting air in the tyre after a car wreck – technically it’s possible, but you know it doesn’t make any sense.  There were some isolated moments to savour, but the fact that they became season highlights shows just how dismal the year turned out.

The successive wins over Hawthorn and Melbourne in Rounds 7 and 8 were ultimately the high point, though Hawthorn had won only once to that point and Melbourne just three times.  At 3-5 and having won at the MCG, it felt like there was an outside chance of redeeming the season.  However, the second win over Essendon in Round 16 was the only other success for the year.

The individual highlight was clearly Mark LeCras’ 12 goals in that Round 16 game, a remarkable performance by any standards, particularly in the middle of 13 losses.  I also saw Nic Natanui rip the Bombers to pieces in Round 4 in 10 minutes of the most inspiring footy I have seen since Chris Judd in his prime.

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The Feudal Minor Premiers

Posted by westcoastdave on 2nd September 2010

In sport there is always a temptation for us fans to take a “Feudal” perspective and say that if you beat the current Number 1, then you assume the status yourself. It rarely actually works that way – transitive logic (if A > B and B > C, then A > C) and team sports are not exactly known for their close relationship – but I thought it would be interesting to see who the Feudal Minor Premier was. Secretly I hoped that somehow the Eagles would hold the position for at least a week and be able to salvage something from an annus horibilis. Read the rest of this entry »

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Not a good day for the AFL in Canberra

Posted by westcoastdave on 8th August 2010

It’s been a bad day for the AFL in Canberra.

First, I don’t know if the Geelong-Collingwood was any good. One assumes that at least the first bit will be. Unfortunately it won’t be on at 10.45pm, and then (conveniently) a bit later than that on pay-TV.

Luckily the game between the 15th and 16th best teams in the country* was on pay-TV at a couple of venues around town. Shame it was decided by a blatant umpiring stuff up in the last play of the game. Didn’t exactly raise the general view of the AFL here in the only likely heartland of the soon-to-be Greater Eastern Canberra. Wasn’t helped by South Sydney scoring a fabulous try in the last second of extra time to beat West Tigers on the other big screen, at almost the same moment. Read the rest of this entry »

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Is Brian Lake an Alien?

Posted by westcoastdave on 29th May 2010

I’ve seen the Bulldogs play an oddly high number of times this year. Conspiracy theorists might wonder just why the Bullies and my lifestyle are so compatible, but personally I’m prepared to give coincidence the benefit of the doubt for now. They’re a fun team to watch, so I haven’t minded at all really. It could be a lot worse.

But watching the Bulldogs play, it becomes obvious after a while that Brian Lake lives in a parallel universe. He rarely jogs, never seems to run – but he’s always at the fall of the ball. Other players bounce off him, but there is no apparent equal and opposite effect. For reasons that are not immediately obvious, he often arrives at contests from a totally different direction to everyone else. Balls stick to his hands that have no right to. He makes decisions that look ludicrously ill-conceived, but they routinely work out OK. It gives the impression that the laws of physics and causality give him periodic leave passes. Read the rest of this entry »

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Momentum

Posted by westcoastdave on 15th May 2010

The Best of Van Halen has a quote on the liner notes: “what is understood need not be discussed”. I can’t remember the attribution, but it makes a certain amount of sense.

In sport, there are a few things that are known. A week is a long time. The boys on the winning team really worked hard for each other. Focusing on four points is better than thinking about the f—ls (unless you think you can actually win the thing…). Momentum is a funny thing. Read the rest of this entry »

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Footy Rivalry: Factoid versus fiction

Posted by westcoastdave on 25th April 2010

In the modern era, rivalry is a brand. Just like a wee bit too much of the wide, wide world of sport these days, it is used by some people to extract a few extra bucks from other people. Go back a little while though, and I think rivalry was both a little more serious and a little more real.

Today the Eagles, the footy team I’ve supported since not long after they came into existence, played Sydney in “one of the great modern day rivalries”. What a load of poppycock. I’m sorry to bang a hole in the fictional world of the media and the AFL’s marketing department, but the so-called “great rivalry” is not much more than the lingering effects of five close games in a row between two evenly matched teams.

The fact that four of those games were finals, and resulted in consecutive grand finals being shared one apiece, does make for something of a rivalry – but more a temporary crossing of paths than a passionate competitiveness. As the paths of the two teams have taken diverging paths since 2006, it’s harder and harder to see that rivalry anymore. Some mutual respect for recent history? Yes. A primeval need to win? Sorry, no.

Many of my friends are Eagles fans, and one of my best friends a multi-generation South Melbourne – Sydney fan. In all the conversations we’ve had that touched on football, and that is most of them, the Eagles-Sydney ‘rivalry’ has never once been mentioned. Never once.

The term ‘factoid’ was invented by Norman Mailer writing about Marilyn Monroe, and his meaning was not ‘a small fact’, but rather “facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper”. Speaking as an Eagles fan, and I am prepared to be contradicted, but I think that the whole “enduring West Coast – Sydney rivalry” falls precisely into this category.

It got me thinking about who we do have a rivalry with. There is a hype about the ‘local derby’ against Fremantle, and there is no doubt that there is some passion there. I do think it means more to Freo fans than Eagles fans, but whether it is factoid leading fact or the other way round I am not 100% certain. I do know that in 2006 when the Dockers beat the Eagles three times and made a prelim for the first time they celebrated at least as hard as the West Coast fans did for winning the flag.

When we were introduced to the VFL it was mandatory to hate Collingwood, but it’s never really felt all that genuine. Certainly not to the extent that Port Adelaide means it!

Which leaves Essendon. Kevin Sheedy is to marketing what the genuinely dangerously good looking guy is to a sleazebag – it’s what they’re trying to convince people that they actually are. In 1993, to celebrate a close, important win over the defending premiers he ran onto the ground waving a scarf over his head. The gesture was picked up by fans and for a number of years was a passionate celebration of the winning fans. The massed jackets and scarves of winning home teams was quite literally a breathtaking sight at times, and the defiant waving of victorious away fans equally inspiring, and a I’m certain even more satisfying.

Now THAT was rivalry. Didn’t matter where on the ladder we both were, the result of THAT match mattered.

I was at Subi oval last Friday night when the Eagles beat the Bombers, and I have to say that while that scarves were waved, it was more for form than with the emotion, the release, of the first few years. It also wasn’t a close game or a convincing win, so that might have had something to do with it. Nonetheless, there was a part of me that was unaccountably satisfied about beating Essendon.

I have to say, I think that is rivalry. Today watching what is left of the Eagles, it was no more disappointing that they were playing Sydney. No rivalry. Next week we are very likely to get toweled up by the Dockers. That WILL hurt, so I guess there is some real rivalry there.

So, for all the non-partisan viewers of a Sydney-West Coast game, don’t get hung up on the so called rivalry. We’re not.

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Cricket: Weighing up the harmless and dangerous aspects of twenty20

Posted by westcoastdave on 1st March 2010

I’ve been pretty negative about truncated cricket. It’s surprisingly fun to play, but I can’t say I get much out of watching it, and even less out of thinking about it. Those animated conversations about great games from last year just don’t seem to happen.

Even half-watching what’s left of the West Indies trying to play tonight over dinner was frankly embarrassing. To think that at exactly the same time people with lots of money are desperately trying to find a way to get cricketers from around the world to risk their lives so they can get some more, it’s hard to change my view much.

One of best things I can see about twenty-over cricket sounds disparaging, but is only partly meant to be. I think that with the amount of influence that luck and one guy having a good day can have, the less-good teams are going to win more often, and so it gives their supporters some hope. I don’t have any statistics, but I would wager that they show that the proportion of ‘upsets’ varies inversely with the length of the game. Added to that the likelihood of match-fixing in sub-official competitions, and it’s possible that some twenty over games are the purist expressions of straight-up 50:50 propositions cricket has ever seen. I’m looking forward to the day when both teams are trying to lose – really I hope it never happens, but it would be pretty funny. Read the rest of this entry »

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AFL Grand Final: Post-siren concern for Saints suggests a moment that could last forever

Posted by westcoastdave on 27th September 2009

By David Bruce

I don’t know for certain, but I imagine that the day you somehow lock down your lifetime football allegiance must be a keystone day. There is certainly enough research into the psychology of supporters to surmise that the club you end up being passionately but non-influentially entwined with must have some influence on how your life will pan out. Therefore, it follows that the day you make that decision, if a decision it is, retrospectively must be a day of far-reaching consequence.

Today may have been that day for my son. He’s six, an impressionable sponge, a so-called blank canvas – but already so much is locked in. He has some combination of his mother’s and my genes, and they will shape his potential – all but excluding some things, increasing the chance of others. We’ve taken him around the world a couple of times. The first trip there is no chance he will have any memory of once he grows up, even now it is a dim memory that has to be prompted by photos and our recollections. Nonetheless, it must have contributed to the person he will become. The last time he was five, and so maybe some event that sticks in his mind will be one of his earliest, disconnected memories. Or maybe not, it is right on the cut off. But either way, that trip should influence his future too. Read the rest of this entry »

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Cricket: Twenty20 might just save Test cricket

Posted by westcoastdave on 23rd August 2009

Some of us fear that Twenty20 cricket might kill Test cricket. It will almost certainly kill 50-over cricket, and there is a plausible argument that it will get Tests as well. But while the last rites of ODIs are probably inevitable, twenty20 cricket might just save Test matches – and only Australia and England have any real say in the matter. Read the rest of this entry »

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