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Too cold for footy

Posted by Les on 9th July 2010

By Les Everett

WE’D managed to snag the worst seats at Skilled Stadium.

They were behind the goals at the unprotected end, elevated so as to provide not a better view but full-faced access to the icy wind.

We took our seats maybe 15 minutes before bounce down and it was raining. I was wearing a t-shirt, thick shirt, windcheater, coat, weatherproof hooded jacket and a Dockers scarf. My jeans were soaked before the siren sounded.

At some stage the ground announcer said it was seven degrees – we didn’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind was blowin’. Geelong captain Steven King won the toss and decided to kick towards us.

“Go Fremantle!” I yelled and icy rain hit the back of my throat, “These are our conditions.”

Two of our party, one at her first footy game, left before half time. They weren’t the only ones. Someone said he hadn’t seen such conditions for 30 years – he can’t have been much over 30-years-old.

A fan behind us bemoaned the inability of modern players to handle such conditions – local games around Geelong were being called off, players were being taken to hospital. Even the greats of yesteryear when men were men didn’t play on days such as this.

Before quarter time I noticed an uncontrollable shivering and when I moved at half time realised my legs weren’t functioning well and my jaw was locking.

My companion fellow Almanacker Neil Belford and I had an out. AFL media accreditation. We spent half time looking for the media box. Past experience at Kardinia Park had told me staff members are pleasant but no one knows where the media facilities are located. I didn’t mind. During one fruitless search we found ourselves in a windowless concrete stairwell – it was warm. I wanted to stay.

Finally we were ushered into a curious glassed-in room occupied by the non-playing members of the Geelong squad (counting their blessings) and other Cat faithful including the legendary Doug Wade. One of the players was Corey Enright, then a fringe member of the squad.

The game, up for grabs at half time, drifted like an iceberg out of Fremantle’s grasp. For the first time in my footy supporting life the result meant nothing, I just hoped the players were ok.

It ended. We headed zombie-ilke toward the Sawyers Arms Hotel. We didn’t need beer; we required rum and red wine and an open fire.

They played the Geelong song and people sang along while body temperatures returned to something like normal.

They played it again.

“Turn it off!” I cried and people smiled.

I realised I liked Geelong fans. Back then they knew pain.

But this game was too much. No one should been outdoors in Geelong on Saturday 14 August 2004.

First published on australianrules.com.au

Postscript: Later I heard that at the half time break Fremantle players were give cups of tea and coffee rather than water and sport drinks. Most were shivering so much they could barely drink. Jeff Farmer’s shivering was so out of control that he was covered in blankets and towels and had heat lamps directed at him. I’ve never been back to Kardinia Park.

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Book Review: When dreams come true

Posted by Les on 25th February 2010

Book: Golden Boy: Kim Hughes and the bad old days of Australian cricket

Writer: Christian Ryan

Publisher: Allen and Unwin, Melbourne, 2009

Price: $35

Reviewer: Les Everett

WESTERN AUSTRALIA is a big State but it’s a small place. In 1974, when I left Kalgoorlie-Boulder to attend Graylands Teachers’ College, 600 kilometres away in Perth, I knew all about the rising star batsman Kim Hughes.

I knew he was the next big thing as a cricketer. I didn’t know he was the president of the student council at Graylands, but that fact brought him into sharper focus.

There were a few stars at Graylands. Gerard Neesham was a near Olympian in water polo and a top amateur footballer. I remember predicting he’d one day win the Sandover Medal. East Perth’s immovable full-back Gary Malarkey was there and so was his young teammate Ross Glendinning. A friend recently reminded me that I’d predicted Hughes would play for Australia. That wasn’t a hard call to make. Read the rest of this entry »

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Racing: If you’re having a quaddie, make sure you close the gate

Posted by Les on 10th October 2009

By LES EVERETT

I’ve tried hard not to mention this. I do so as a Spring Carnival service.

In the weeks to come the punting gene will be reactivated in some of us while others will believe a year of betting and studying will have somehow set them up for Group 1 success. Whatever our level of expertise, novelty betting will come into play. And as we dabble and fiddle the chances of concocting a nightmare scenario rise.

I’ll give you an example. You’re pretty sure of the favourite so you put it together with a couple of roughies in trifectas, the roughies run first and second, the favourite runs third but you didn’t shut the gate. There’s a nice big dividend but you don’t collect.

Here’s what I did last weekend. I was in Esperance for my brother’s birthday. There were four of us and I suggested a family quaddie at Belmont. It was our first since last Christmas when we actually had a win. We all put in $10 and got back $20 each. Les snr, 94, reckoned it was waste of time and said he wasn’t gonna be in it again. Anyway, I talked them around and we went about the task of picking. One horse each in each race, chosen secretly, $10 each.

“It’s hard when you haven’t heard of some of the horses,” I said to my sister. “I haven’t heard of any of them,” she said, filling me with confidence.

The birthday boy didn’t help much either. “What are we doing, again?” he asked.

Les snr did it without enthusiasm. With some double-ups and one scratching we didn’t have four horses in any race. However there was a carryover in the quartet on the last race and so I had a go at that, adding Black In Time to our three. I quick thought entered my mind that it might be a pity if Black In Time won but the thought didn’t linger.

First leg: High Yiqi, chosen by my brother and sister, got out to a 10-length lead in a 2200-metre race but at the top of the straight the caller said it was running on empty. The challengers loom. But that’s all. They don’t catch the leader. It pays $29.

Les snr got up to check our picks in the other legs. He’s suddenly interested. Second leg we got the quinella. My brother’s pick won, sister’s second.

Third leg we had only two horses. London, chosen by my sister, won easily at about $6.

You know that Black In Time won the fourth leg. Our best, Grey Monarch, ran third, not far away.

I can’t tell the others that I’d actually put that horse in a quartet but hadn’t added it to our quaddie. The broadband was down all weekend; the Sunday paper only showed the results up to race five and I didn’t fancy a trip to the TAB so the dividend hung in the air.

On Monday morning I took a walk to the newsagent and bought The West Australian. Having walked just past the post office, I located the race results. The quaddie paid $17,800.

There are lessons in this.

“ I don’t think we should try again,” said Les snr. “That was our chance.”

And he still doesn’t know about Black In Time and me. I thought writing this might help. It hasn’t. All I can say is – if you must have a bet then close the bloody gate.

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General Footy Writing: Ignoring the Derby

Posted by Les on 4th May 2009

By LES EVERETT

I don’t like derbies.

It stems from a highly immature dislike for the Eagles that does not need to be explained in detail here. So my game plan for the big day – Fremantle v West Coast – was to set the recorder, ignore the game and watch it if the Dockers happened to win.

Spending a Saturday avoiding a game of footy can take some doing, especially when you’re not the type to escape to a shed and hammer things, and you lack discipline.

Here’s how the day panned out. Read the rest of this entry »

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