Footy: Hawthorn’s left footers v right footers
Posted by Adam on March 1st, 2010
Left
B: Brent Guerra, Josh Gibson, Matthew Suckling
HB: Grant Birchall, Ryan Schoenmakers, Jarrod Kayler-Thomson
C: Rick Ladson, Luke Hodge, Xavier Ellis
HF: Clinton Young, Jarryd Roughead, Cyril Rioli
F: Rhan Hooper, Lance Franklin, Garry Moss
R: Wayde Skipper, Travis Tuck, Jordan Lewis
INT: Luke Lowden, Jordan Williams, Taylor Duryea
Right
B: Murphy, Gilham, Brown
HB: Whitecross, Renouf, Stratton
C: Burgoyne, Sewell, Bateman
HF: Osborne, Lisle, Muston
F: Morton, Dowler, Peterson
R: Taylor, Shiels, Mitchell
INT: Grimley, Savage, Stokes, Breust
EMG: Milne, Bailey, Sierakowski
I expect the left footers would win easily due to significantly greater potency up forward.
March 1st, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Great article Adam, you should do one for every team in the AFL.
March 1st, 2010 at 7:22 pm
There’s hardly any point when no other team has nearly as many lefties as Hawthorn. I wonder what the most left footers to ever play in the one team is? I’m pretty certain it would be the current Hawthorn team, but with how many?
March 1st, 2010 at 7:24 pm
I guess their wouldn’t be enough, perhaps an All-Australian team of left-footers?
March 1st, 2010 at 7:26 pm
interesting piece..comparing leftys to rightys lol
naww Mitchell is a righty!! how cute
March 1st, 2010 at 7:27 pm
What are you Adam?
My whole family are righties, except my brother. Jeff is ambidextorous.
March 1st, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I’m a righty normally, but I’ve been a lefty for the past week since I twisted my ankle at basketball the day I met you. My left foot kicking has improved considerably in that time. Now I’m teasing my lefty friend Dylan about being able to kick further on my left foot than he can, although admittedly he’s more accurate.
My brother’s right handed and left footed.
March 1st, 2010 at 7:42 pm
How is your ankle going? Are you off the crutches?
I’m a pretty good left foot kick, although i can’t kick a drop punt, only snaps.
March 1st, 2010 at 7:47 pm
9/10 in my family are right handed. My brother ben is left.
My brother Brendan kicks with his left foot, bowls with his left arm, throws with his right arm and writes with his right arm
March 1st, 2010 at 7:49 pm
im right handed
COMMENT JACK ANTHONY!
March 1st, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Hey there pretty eyes!!
lol sorry couldnt help myself!
March 1st, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Considering I’ve been kicking a footy around this week (albeit on my left), it would suggest that I am off the crutches. Also I played basketball on the weekend, although I couldn’t jump very well.
March 1st, 2010 at 7:55 pm
I rolled my ankle pretty badly in Year 8, i had to stay home from school a couple of days. It hurt more than i anticipated.
March 2nd, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Good article Adam. I have to agree, the ‘lefties’ would win. And not just because Hadge is in that team and Murphy is in the other side.
Cheers
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Did you make this on general knowledge Adam. or did you do some research? impressive either way
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Cheers Rick, it’s good to get some feedback from people other than the fab 5 and co.
Steve – I knew the preferred kicking foot of most of the Hawks list, however there was a few Hawks, particularly some of the younger players, for which I had to so some research. (Duryea, Williams, etc.)
Incidentally, Richmond only has Newman, Connors, Simmonds, McMahon and Gourdis.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:08 pm
ADAM!!
how did ur oral go?????????
ello Steve
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:13 pm
ello Danni, dont you love those early tuesday finishes.
Still impressive Danni, I reckon you know more about players feet than I do Adam. But one things for sure, Scully and Grimes both kick equally well on either foot
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Danni! We did the orals in groups of 5 or 6 with two teachers marking, and I wasn’t particularly happy when I discovered I was with the best English student in the entire year level, I was worried she’d make everyone look crap in comparison.
Indeed hers turned out to be good, but mine went very well too. I got a few laughs from the audience and even from one of the teachers marking and got inside the time limit. I made one clanger though: at one point near the end I said “attacked, branded and demonised as child abusers” when I was meant to say the words branded and demonised the other way around.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:17 pm
18- sounds good! dont worry im sure you did fine!
i got back my business Sac mark my first BUSINESS SAC ever and i got Nathan Brown out of Ben Reid!!
which is pretty good for a first timer.
how is ur ankle going?
lol how am i impressive steve i didnt do anything.. lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:19 pm
So 4 x Ben Reid percent?
My ankle’s mostly better Danni.
I wonder if/when we get a mark back for the oral…
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:21 pm
hey guys, just back from school
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Good news for Steve and Damo, the AFL has announced free entry to people under the age of 18 to this weekend’s games.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:22 pm
LIT SAC next week
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Hey Dom, are you in year 11 or 12?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:24 pm
year 10, but doing Year 11 Literature
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:25 pm
sorry Danni I just put your name in there unintentially lol, I didnt even mean to put Adams name.
your kidding Josh? right? it must be cos of the poor crowds so far in the nab cup.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:26 pm
25- gee your brave Dom
Well Adam i was supposed to get my mark on monday but i got late to school and my Teacher left before recess cos shes really sick, hopefully shes better and I will get it back 2mro.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:27 pm
http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/90096/default.aspx
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:29 pm
whats the big deal about SACS? im really sick of SACS, can we please stop talking about SACS?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:30 pm
29: Same, this isn’t sacsalmanac.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:31 pm
29- Yes
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Footy training, cya guys
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Thanks, hopefully it loads with my slow internet
go on MSN please Josh
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:38 pm
33- cameronnnnnnn!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:39 pm
34- ?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:41 pm
33 was Cameron Cloke, it’s Brad Dick now.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:42 pm
36- i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*cries*
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
cloke doesnt wear 33 for Port… lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Yeah, he wears 47 or something. David Astbury.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 pm
38- I KNOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
*cries*
i miss Cameronnnnnn
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
someone cheer me up…
“cameron….:( “
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Cameron…Wood?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:47 pm
42-
CLOKE!!! CAMERON CLOKE!!!!
*sobs*
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Setanta O’hAilpin?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
44- ….please tell me thats not the best you can do!
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Rohan Bail..sobs
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
James Strauss.. sobs
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
46: Haha that was a classical joke that night..
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Steve…i miss Cameron so much..
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:55 pm
You can still watch Cameron in black and white..and teal.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Relton Roberts!
Replay of St Kilda vs Sydney’s on ONE, but my brother has the remote to the only digital/HD Tv in the house.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
50-
i know..but its not the same
i miss yelling “I LOVE YOU CAMERON” when he went up in the ruck……
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
I wish i had ONE
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I can’t say the same Danni, I’m glad he left Carlton.
When are the Power going to get a major sponsor? it would be embarassing if the Power come into the opening round donning guernseys with the sole sponsor as MyATM.lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:58 pm
54: What happened with Bianco?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Damo I remember being shattered when he left to Carlton…my Cameron…
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I’ve got a cold, ahh it bloody sucks.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:02 pm
57- nawww poor Joshy!
My friend and i were admiring your full first name today and how cute it is.
Joshua is such a muffin name
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:03 pm
58: Don’t talk about me to your friends! Lol
Oh i was talking to Candy last night, saying how i saw the dance video and she said she was ashamed of her performance or something like that lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:04 pm
59- lmaoo it wasnt about you it was the name Joshua!!
lmaoo oh yeah she told me and i was like
“oh shut-up betch u totally standout heaps in that dance!”
lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I didn’t even notice her, but i only looked at it once.
I’ve got the day off school on Thursday, well not really a day off, we go off to towns in our area and play sports. I’m playing Table Tennis.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm
61- lmaoo u cnt miss the yellow feather bowa!! lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:07 pm
can you stop saying Josh is a muffin name! for crying out loud!
Damo, free entry my friend!!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:08 pm
This conversation is infuriating.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:08 pm
63- but it IS
and Steve is an accountant name
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Bianco pulled out because it didn’t have enough money available to fund the Power on their contract, I’m not sure if they are still with Adelaide United.
Table Tennis! I’ve always loved playing that.
By the way I can’t play footy this year we have failed to gain sufficient numbers for a team which is a bit of a shame.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:09 pm
I was ashamed of your performance Danni, I mean you were ok, but you didnt set the world alight but you’ll need to regain some star form heading into the season
Whats a feather bowa?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
63- Yeah I just heard about that Steve lol that’s great, I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to attend now as well but this is a bonus.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
66: I’m just scared of coming up against some asians..have you seen how good those people are at Table Tennis?
Damo, come play for Waaia my friend!
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I loved drawing bianco sponsor on my score sheet. I only got to do it once though, Round 5 2009, Port 5.6 36 to St.K 15.12 102.
We played footy in sport today, I played ok, I got about 5 kicks and 3 handballs but I ran a bit too hard for myself. I kicked a behind but I played mostly as a follower
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:11 pm
lol that’s right Josh, I can do the Peter Hudson and travel by helicoper every week.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:12 pm
67- lmaoo what did u want me to do? cartwheel my way down the stairs?
i hadmy moment in the middle and thats all that matters, i also lost my voice..lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Danni check your email
Did anyone read in the Herald Sun today…Peter Street is now officially a policeman?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:13 pm
its feather boa steve, ingnore my dodgey spelling.
status- english essay
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Don’t worry Danni, I still think you’re a good dancer even though I’m not a fan of rap music.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:14 pm
71: I’m serious, we need the numbers. Can you make it to training tomorrow at 5:00? Lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:14 pm
68- yes. 6:45 on the bridge this friday?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:15 pm
73: Yeah i saw that this morning, but i thought it was just a joke, i mean of course if they are going to have a police officer, to get a 211cm fella to do it.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Well I am 98% certain, so yeah that’s a good time. Hopefully we get a match as good as Sunday’s!
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:16 pm
73- Really? Lol, It’d be scary seeing a 211cm policeman strolling around the streets.
Danni, I didnt say that cos of the spelling, I dunno what a feather boa is? Is it some sort of bird costume?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Footballers that have been police officers:
Peter Street
Rex Hunt
Allan Jeans
I can’t think of any more.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:17 pm
73- gotcha
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:19 pm
8.- its like a scarf made out of feathers. lmaoo its part of a showgirl costume which is why me and candy used it when he broadway kicked down the stairs and into the pool
can-can style
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Peter Street- patrolling the mean Streets of Melbourne.
So what exactly was Candy wearing in the dance? I’m gonna have another look for her now. Is she in your group?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:22 pm
thats strange, I was almost certain that it was a bird costume
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
NBA basketballers that have been police officers:
Shaquille O’Neal (he’s 2 inches taller and a lot wider than Peter Street)
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:24 pm
84- Shes in the first dance, white- top light jeans- sunnies- yellow feather boa.
85-rofl
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:29 pm
87: Hahaha i see her, dreadful performance haha.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:30 pm
88- lmaoo im gona tell her u said that 2mro!
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:30 pm
88:
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:30 pm
did u see our Lady Gaga? in the second class?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I heard the song, that’s all..
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:33 pm
yeah Shaq is 216cm and 147kg, hes broken the ring and backboard a few times in his career lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:40 pm
There must be some NFL players that have had a career in the police force.
Who does Shaq play for at the moment? NBA players are traded to clubs so frequently it’s hard to keep track.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Cavs. It’s his fifth franchise now. They’re not clubs, they’re franchises, which is why AFL is superior.
He also has played for the Magic (who drafted him with pick 1 in 1992), the Lakers (who he won multiple championships with), the Heat and the Suns. This is his first season with the Cavs and Lebron James.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Cleveland, he’s injured at the moment now.
St.Kilda V Fremantle is on at 8:30 on Saturday night! an hour and a half delayed! what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckily im going
Unforgivable
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:44 pm
you know i have always wanted to buy myself a basketball jumper. it would look cute if i tied it up and wore it with shorts…
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
96- i love steves reactions to delayed footy.. lmaoo
keep on rocking steve
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:50 pm
arent there rumors that Lebron is going to New york?
I will keep on rocking
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:52 pm
sad to see that Cam Wood will miss the opening round.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:53 pm
100? what?? why??
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:57 pm
status- eating 3rd row of cadbury chocolate
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 pm
finger injury
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Well his arm was in a sling I think he has a broken finger and will be out for six weeks.
I suppose live footy comes with a catch doesn’t it Steve lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
103- well thats not good, atleast it will give Jolly more time to impress.
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Danni that reminds me, I brought Swiss chocolates to the footy the other day, too bad you missed out!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:00 pm
that doesn’t help your dancing career Danni, lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:05 pm
yep, but im so glad im going to St.Kilda V Freo
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:06 pm
106- lmaoo trust me Damo im all good I bought a jumbo pack of Crunchies and TWO packs of those huge Cadbury slabs im talking bigger than the family block ive eaten almost all of it in 3 days
107- hey I have a top bod for someone who lives on chocolate steve!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:07 pm
109- How do you afford all that. Where does this money come from?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:08 pm
lmao steve it was only 20 bucks.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:09 pm
But they put all those unhealthy additives and acids in cadbury chocolates, I am forbidden to eat Cadbury products lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:10 pm
122- Damo look at me, i live on Cadbury and Nutella, im fine!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:11 pm
I don’t like Crunchie Bars, and i don’t like Snickers.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:12 pm
..u DONT like Snickers!!!!
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?????
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:12 pm
115: I don’t like nuts.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:14 pm
116- Well do you atleast like dark chocolate???
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Snickers is all right, mars bars are way better though.
Only 20 bucks! only? Does money just float into your hand?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:17 pm
118- i dont get what the big deal is..YES i spent 20 bucks on chocolate, which is food (kinda) and something i NEED. it was an emergency
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:17 pm
117: Not really, my favourite chocolate bars are twirls, flakes and i had one i’ve never had before on the weekend and it was bloody delicious.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:20 pm
120- ahhh i see, you are what a call, a ‘light sweet Tooth’, you like chocolate in light moderation and unlike me who has to have big, rich slabs of chocolate
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:21 pm
I love chocolate paddle pops, they’re nice.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:23 pm
twirls and flakes? nah, there all right but not on the top of my chain. Twix is delicious
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Never had Twix
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:25 pm
122- there we go thats perfect while u go for the standard chocolae Paddle pop i go for the tub of extra chocolate chip with chocolate bits and chocolate sauce chocolate ice-cream. lmaoo
with on the side a cold ice-chocolate milkshake, extra chocolae please…
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:25 pm
123- twix doesnt have enough chocolate in it for my standards.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Chocolate milkshakes are really nice too, especially the ones at the milk-bar in Numurkah. I swear the old lady puts a whole bottle of chocolate into them. And they only cost $2.20!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:28 pm
danni, I think thats a bit too much chocolate in one go.
How much money do you spend on chocolate and ice cream?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:29 pm
lol when i go to maccas and order a sunday im like
“can i get extra chocolate on the bottom and top thanks”
normally if its a guy serving they do the job well.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:30 pm
128- no its not, Steve u aint seen nothing yet honey!
i dont care how much i spend, its chocolate, i need it!
im willing to pay 5 bucks for a Maxibon
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:31 pm
129: I never used to like choc sundaes, i thought the chocolate was terrible, but now i love them. But the stupid Maccas people make them first, then go make the food so the ice cream melts!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Does anyone think its a bit suss that me and a couple of friends are going to see the movie ‘Precious’ on Monday?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:33 pm
131- thats cos u should back back for ur sunday after u have eaten your food! lmaoo
132- lol whyyy…
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:33 pm
but where does this money come from? You must be so rich.
thats just picky Danni, they usually put too much chocolate in those anyway.
honey bird
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:35 pm
133: Trust me, having to re-line up just to get a sundae, it’s not worth it.
Have you seen the trailer for Precious?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:37 pm
It’s true, the sauce they have at Maccas is just full of sugar, I know I sound corny at the moment lol.
Steve did you see james McDonald and Brad Johnson launch that Field of Women conference at the MCG today?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:37 pm
I always get a sundae afterwards, do they have massive queues at the local McDonalds?
Precious? never heard of that movie.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:37 pm
124- im not rich for the last time!
i dont work!
my parents provide for me and know that at 17 its important that i have money on me at all times.
im not picky, i need more chocolate!
lmaoo Darlingdeeee
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:38 pm
136- Damo u sound the opposite of me lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Yeah I saw footage of that on the news.
I usually just get a large big mac meal at mcdonalds
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:39 pm
136: I saw that, did anyone see the membership video North Melbourne has released?
Precious is about some black lady, that’s all i know. Not a movie that i would pick but Jeff wants to go to it.
Yes, after you order the line at Maccas always grows so if they stuffed up your order, you can’t go back and complain!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:40 pm
How is it important for you to have money at all times? How much do you get per day/week from your parents.
If I told my parents that I needed to have money at all times they’d tell me to go to my room and they wouldn’t talk to me for a few days
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:41 pm
140: I’ve never had a big mac or anything, i just get a large cheeseburger meal with a frozen coke, and sometimes a sundae.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:41 pm
142: Mum won’t let me leave home without some money for school!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Large Big Mac!? do you know how many calories afre in that burger lol, it’s like eating filth with bits of Chinese newspaper.
What is North’s slogan Josh?
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:44 pm
145: you sound like Michelle Bridges Damo haha.
Our slogan for 2010 is ‘New Game, New Era’ but here is a link to the video they have also made:
http://www.kangaroos.com.au/news/blogarticle/tabid/9795/newsid/90038/default.aspx
It wouldn’t work for me, so i’ll just see it when i attend a North Melbourne home game during the year.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Steve, it’s just something my parents go by. Im a girl so I buy lots of stuff, I might be out and see a top I like and my parents would want me to have money with me to buy it.
I get about forty bucks everyweek but I get extra ontop if I plan to go out with friends. Dad doenst like me leaving the house to go out with less than fifty bucks.
My grandparents also like to give me money, im pretty spoilt.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:44 pm
144- hahaha nice joke Josh.
Sorry Damo, I dont go to maccas that often at all, but I just get that cos its the nicest thing there
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:45 pm
DAMO LMAOOO
I have 3 cheese burgers, large frozen coke, medium fries and a medium chocolate Sunday with extra chocolate!!!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:46 pm
I’m serious Steve. When i go down the street she just pulls out $10 for me.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:46 pm
149: Omfg.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:48 pm
you don’t buy a lot of stuff cos your a girl, you buy a lot of stuff cos your parents let you!
40 dollars a week! you are kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is all fake isnt it, this is a dream!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:48 pm
151- lmaoo yeah i know i eat a lot.
152- …..okayy thenn
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I probably spend from the range of only $5-$15 a week maximum sometimes I don’t really spend anything at all.
Danni! how can eat that filth! lol 3 cheeseburgers? surely one is enough.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Can’t too many cheeseburgers kill you? I think it was Greg who ate a Big Mac in two bites, and ate about four of them in one sitting on school camp last year, not to mention the 19 weet-bix he had for breakfast.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:51 pm
154- with pleasure Damo i tried to get mum to go drive thru today but i failed
one is not enough..they are tiny
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:51 pm
155- lmaoo me and greg should be food eating buddies
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:52 pm
The Weet-Bix is alright, two bites! is that even remotely possible!
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:52 pm
156: I actually feel ill after eating one cheeseburger.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:53 pm
I think he had 19 weet-bix one morning, 13 the next and 11 the next day so that’s 43 in three days. I only have three.
158: For Greg, it is.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:56 pm
I eat 5 or 6 weetbix.
Yeah, the cheeseburgers are tiny, mcDonalds rip you off
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Danni, what do you do with the pickle in cheeseburgers? I chuck them out the window trying to hit a car.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:00 pm
i take em out for the bin.
lol id ask for one without but it takes em longer to leave it out..how stupid
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:01 pm
nah only kidding, I try to chuck em at the hot dude sitting closest to my table.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:02 pm
163+164: That’s no fun..
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:02 pm
When my Dad went to a Paramatta McDonalds once about a decade ago there was a huge huntsman spider in his burger, he has barely eaten ayt McDonalds since.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:03 pm
166: ahhhhh!
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:03 pm
whats not fun about chucking pickles at hot guys?
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:03 pm
166- well..i always open my burger before i take a bite.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:04 pm
169: Same, to get the pickle out
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:05 pm
170- yerp and then i do an inspection, im picky..somethimes
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:05 pm
where did pretty eyes go?
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Yeah that’s what he did, he took a look first imagine if he actually ate it without noticing lol.
When I went out to Inverloch a few years ago there were a family of insects inside, so there is a lesson never buy an Ice Cream at Inverloch lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
173- Sorry I was referring to the ice-cream.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
173: I would have killed myself if i took a bite out of a spider. Apparantly cooked tarantular legs are quite delicious.
Someone’s in a grumpy mood..
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Well if it was a redback it would do the killing for you, a few of those redbacks crawled onto my friends barbeque a few years ago the next few minutes weren’t pleasent lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:09 pm
i hate spiders if i see one this ia all i have to do..
“Daddddddddddddddy!!!!”
LMAOO
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:10 pm
What is it with you and bugs Damo?? Lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:11 pm
What can I say, bugs hate me and I’m scared of them lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I don’t like moths.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Yeah moths have an eerieness about them.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Oh and i hate flies!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:15 pm
BEES!! i hate BEES!!
if u see me and Candy screaming and bolting it means there is a bee nearby.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I remember last year at the opening of the Numurkah Skate Park a huge bee swarm went through the main street, my car window took forever to close! I haven’t been stung by a bee in a few years, which is good coz they are the most painful things ever.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:18 pm
184- omg..ive never been stung!!
and thats cos i bolt for my life
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:19 pm
185: Just don’t walk on your lawn barefoot in spring, that’s when they attack.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:19 pm
how can you be scared of bees? their stings dont even hurt.
Are you guys kidding? The pickles are delicious!
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:21 pm
I got stung a few weeks ago, I was walking across and one hit my face and stung me simultaneously. stings dont bother me at all
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Anyway guys lets divert the conversation back to footy for just a moment, what do you guys think of David Rodan’s procedure is it too risky or well it revolutionise the game?
We all saw what happened to Nick Maleceski.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:22 pm
189- please explain
187- throws pickle at Steve
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Knee procedure, Rodan is returning to the track already even though he neede a knee reconstruction late last year.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:25 pm
i think the LARS surgery (I think thats what its called) is great, but remember, its only possible if the ligament isnt completely torn so I reckon all players with the chance should go for it
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:25 pm
191- well in that case its up to him..i wouldnt do it, one knock could be the end all really.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:25 pm
I think it’s too risky at a time so crucial to his career, but i hope it works out for him. He is probably Port Adelaide’s most exciting player. But Hitchcock could have taken Rodan’s place if he went with the traditional recovery.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:26 pm
190: Lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Well I reckon Rodan’s recovery will determine whether the procedure has a place in the game.
Okay you can go back to the bee talk now, by the way I’ve never been stung.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:28 pm
status- craving chocolate for the third time
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Does anyone give Freo a chance on Saturday?
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 pm
no, lets talk about footy
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 pm
footy= SUPERMAN yay!!!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Good idea Steve,
You would probably have to back the Saints on this occasion, their power around the stoppages and up forward will be too much for the Docker youngsters.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Lets give Danni a footy quiz.
What numbers do the following players wear:
James McDonald?
Liam Jurrah?
Lance Franklin?
Leigh Brown?
Brent Harvey?
Chris Judd?
Matthew Pavlich?
Brett Kirk?
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:38 pm
okay im gonan randomly guess
24 or 25?
34
23
15
29
5
29
kirk…. meh i duuno
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 pm
lol sorry i got jurrah wrong steve..dont eat me..
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:43 pm
omg hes so upset..he cnt talk (type)
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Jurrah? 34? are you crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
answers:
No, 23
No, 24
Correct
Correct
Correct
Correct
Correct
Wrong
5/8, well done Danni
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pm
204- knew there was a 4 in his number but i didnt knwo if he was 24 or 34… lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:47 pm
This should be an easy question Steve: Which round did Aaron Davey make his debut and who were the Dees opponents and the score as well lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm
no, im not typing cos my internets slow
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Put these players in pretty order
1. Mitchell
2. Mooney
3. Ablett
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Oh sorry about that Steve lol.
How are we mant to judge that danni lol, by the way what is your opinion on the Fev-Lara Bingle photo fiasco.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:54 pm
lmao its a trick question Ablett is not pretty!
so it would be
1. Mitchell
2. Mooney
i think its sus how this surfaced now that hes got a new slate with the Lions.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Which one do you think Danni?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:06 pm
213- which one do i think what??
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:08 pm
OMG Roger got a haircut!!
i miss his winning streaks…
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Davey debuted in Round 1, 2004 against Hawthorn I think
sorry, internet wasnt working
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
hahaha that’s good terminology.
I thought you were asking me a question with those players in comment 212.
Yeah it is an intresting issue, if you don’t mind me saying Mrs Bingle has a good figure although she has that reputation of making dumb choices.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 pm
217- lol Damo the pretty ones dont always have the light on up there, if ya catch my drift, remember i go to an all girls school.
Bingle is pretty but im more envious of Kerr even with Kerr i think shes too skinny.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Yeah that’s correct, yeah the internet is frustrating sometimes.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:16 pm
I don’t miss tennis one bit.
More questions for Danni.
Who is the Collingwood all time leader goal kicker?
Who was Collingwood’s last premiership captain and coach?
How many games and goals in Jack Anthony’s career?
Who won the premiership in 1930?
Who won the premiership in 1953?
Who won the premiership in 1997?
Who won the premiership in 1993?
What number did Peter Daicos wear in his career?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Yeah Miranda is good, although her skinny figure doesn’t compare to Nicole Ritchie she appears to have snuck out of a science museum display of a skeleton.
I still remember the Ashes cricket ad in which Bingle starred in, where they did a parody of an Aussie tourism ad.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Danni, put this players in order of hotness:
-Jayson Laycock
-Kepler Bradley
-Stephen Milne
-Alan Toovey
-Steve Johnson
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Add Scott Thornton to that list Josh lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Steve u cnt be serious
all i know is tha Jack kicked 50 goals and that hes even hotter in real life.
Daicos…number 4??
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 pm
222- gimma a sec i gotta do some research
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Yeah I saw that photo of Lara Bingle on the news, the only bad thing about the picture was the blurred parts of her body
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 pm
224- You can’t be serious!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 pm
226: Are they blurred on the internet? Time to investigate!
223: And Scott Thompson from North.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Are you crazy? you don’t know who Collingwood’s last premiership captain and coach are? You dont know their leading goal kicker. There’s an end named after him for crying out loud!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:23 pm
GORDAN COVENTRY! Do a quiz like that for me Steve
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Do you know any player from the 1990 Premiership Team aside from Daicos Danni?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Who kicked five goals in the 1990 Grand Final?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Shaw, McGuane, Millane Monkhorst, Kerrison Francis Banks Daicos Turner Crosisca Brown Kelly Gayfer etc are these names familiar?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Essendon!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm
shaw?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:27 pm
1. Thompson
2. Johnson
3.Toovey
4.Laycock
5.Bradley
6.Milne
Ps- Nathan Thompson, now that was A HOT Rooboy!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 pm
lol sorry guys, im not into the past history of footy happenings, like i said i live the moment the past was a time i didnt exist and you cant get back.
while i understand u guys love that stuff im not into it.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:29 pm
236: Your kidding, Nathan Thompson was the worst looking bloke ever. Top player though.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:29 pm
238- im as serious as Mick Malthouse
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:31 pm
whats the point of following footy and remembering nothing? Thats like going to school and not remembering anything at all
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 pm
The fact that you think Dean Laidley is cute is enough to make me belive you are not serious.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 pm
You dont even know who the 1990 premiership coach was?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Hey guys, changed the oil and oil filter in the cars for mum and dad today. Worst looking player ever Damien Peverill
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Is Channel 7 a good clue? lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Danni the 1990 premiership coach is easy you have to know this one?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Danni, what is the end at the right of screen of Etihad Stadium?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Danni – Look at 230!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Danni’s done a runner, not IMPRESSED EID!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:47 pm
no, don’t look at 230, Josh spelt his name wrong
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:50 pm
what..huh.. sorry had to take a call
Yay Adams back
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:50 pm
ohh HEY jeff!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Clue, he played for Hawthorn and coached multiple premierships at another club.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 pm
252 is for who the 1990 premiership coach is.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 pm
….Matthews
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:54 pm
241- WHAT
Laidley is HOT
and so is Thompson
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:54 pm
251- HEY DANNI! We had Super8’s practice in the gym today and Greg and I partnered up, I accidently ran him out lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
256- lmaoo Greg!
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
254- (The sound the crowd makes when their team finally gets a free kick)
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 pm
258 *gasp*
thats just mean Steve
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:56 pm
And who kicked 1299 goals for Collingwood Danni?
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
hows it mean? im just testing your footy knowledge
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Which team was the opponent to Sydney the afternoon Tony Lockett kicked his 1300th goal.
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:57 pm
257- It was a nightmare, it was like the whole Watson Katich debarcle all over again :/
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:58 pm
261- You know i have none! i coulda told ya that myself
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:59 pm
262 – And how many goals was Lockett on at the beginning of that match?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 pm
sorry, i didnt mean to hurt you
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:01 pm
266- bit late
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 pm
sorry, ill put a band aid on that then
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:03 pm
a band aid aint gonna fix it…
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 pm
ok, does a hug fix it?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:07 pm
…..
maybeee…
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:08 pm
does a strong friendship fix it?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 pm
…..
how does that fix anything?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 pm
funny how everyone hides when Steve upsets me
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:11 pm
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:12 pm
did Adam leave…
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
275- Fix youself girl you’ve got a camel toe :O hahahahahaha that was so funny when i heard you singing that today
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
yeah lol.
I dunno, because we’re friends?
Status- brown pencil on my chest
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
i was hoping hed say something funny..
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Yep, he’s gone.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 pm
280-
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 pm
277: Camel toe? That was on Video Hits the other day. Worst song I’ve ever heard, even including that atrocity by Brokencyde.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Does that mean Adam’s your favourite Almanacker.
NOOO! down goes Steve in the list
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 pm
282- Yep thats the one I was flicking through the channels then BAM! its pretty cruddy song although its quite catchy…
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 pm
282: Best song ever Adam
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 pm
yeah Adam is tied with Damo
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:16 pm
I can’t be Danni’s favourite, she’s never met me, unlike all of you guys bar Jeff.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 pm
286:
I SEE HOW IT IS 
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 pm
287- well when i do if i dont look u directly in the eyes its cos i dont wanna die from the prettyness…dman u and your amazing eyes!! Lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 pm
285 downloading it right now
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Do you like Josh more than me?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 pm
288- lmaoo Joshua!
man i love that name
i goot work it into one of my kids names..who knows if i have 3 boys i could name one Joshua
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 pm
291- i dont like anyone more than anyone
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 pm
292: DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 pm
293: 281!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 pm
294- i have no idea what ur on about…Joshua *squeals at muffin name*
omg im so gona get another teddy bear and name it that
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Sorry i mean 293: 286!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 pm
So you like Damo and Adam more than me and Steve?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 pm
293- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! you just said Damo and Adam are the same!
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 pm
298- no and i dont like them any less
all it is is that Damo never upsets me at all and Adam makes me laugh all the time.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Then what are my good qualities?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm
300: Your dead to me.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Well Steve you care about whats happening, which is nice you know to have some one say “what do you think about this?” or “how do you do that?”
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 pm
What are my good qualities?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:28 pm
302- i think ive diedddddddddddd way to many times Josh.
I like each of you for a different reason
JOSH- is always supportive and I can talk to him about random stuff
STEVE- values my opinion and who could forget the wallaby story
DAMO- never upsets me..hes just really nice
ADAM- always makes me laugh and I admit to feeling a bit closer to him cos we wre both in the year 12 boat
MIKEY- everything is debatable
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 pm
So i’m not funny?
Josh, she obviously trusts you enough to give you her super coach pass word
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 pm
306- Steve u cna be funny but Adam well just add Sandler on the end and it makes sense!
exactly Josh
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 pm
305: Hmm, alright i’ll admit i laughed at the top bit of that comment.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 pm
JAYSONS coming up this weekend
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 pm
and Jeff
lmaoo i dont even know Jeff that well, but hes cool! lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 pm
What about Domenic?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 pm
310- Well thanks Danni your cool too lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Well all I’m after is to be labelled funny and caring.
And I can talk about random stuff well too
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Steve, i think your very uncaring and pretty unfunny at times.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:34 pm
I don’t think Steve is unfunny.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
oh yeah Dom is the tennis go to dude!
Steve you are caring, but i have to admit ur probably the cutest comment one i mean how many time hav u said stuff tahts really cute?
WALLABY STORY!! i have that down in my diary
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Danni and Barn make me laugh the most, well barn more at school and basically only today in 1 period but I laughed alot. and Danni just says some funny stuff lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
When im uncaring that means im being funny, and when im unfunny that means im being caring
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Its not that Steve isnt funny, but Adam is the funniest.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 pm
317-
lol merci
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Dom is the “tennis go to” dude, while Josh is the “go to tennis” dude.
Thanks Danni
321 – The classroom in which I did my oral
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 pm
I think i’ve seen ‘LMAOOO JOSH!!’ the most on the Almanac..
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 pm
omg if i get my result for my oral u guys better be on at the same time to either stop me form crying or celebrate 2mro
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 pm
322- Josh is like my long lost cousin
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Oh on camp I got within a couple of metres of a kangaroo, or it might’ve been a wallaby lol but still. I nearly touched it but it hopped away
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Has anyone here seen the movie Kangaroo Jack?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 pm
325-
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:39 pm
326- YES! lmaoo naww kangaroom JACK!! JACKK
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 pm
324: Hey cuz
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 pm
I immediately regret that last comment.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 pm
329- yeah cuz!
330- lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Josh member those mange as wallabies that were fightin on camp ?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 pm
i would name my Kangaroo Jack…
you guys im craving Maccas
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:46 pm
If Josh is your cousin, Danni.
Am I your fourth cousins son twice removed?
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
My opinion of you guys:
Adam: Very smart, going to go a long way in life. Top bloke in person as well.
Damo: Wouldn’t hurt a fly, also has a successful career ahead of him. Very knowledgable too.
Steve: Talkative, freakish at remembering footy statistics and will be one of the biggest footy nerds in football history. Very respectable and passionate and friendly.
Danni: Funny, dramatic, knows all the latest goss and WAGS of most players, and always provides the answer to a question that only a girl would know.
Michael: Comes across as arugative (that a word?) but in person is very friendly and easy to get a long with
Susie: The only female i know that knows THAT much about footy, and very respectable.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 pm
334- yeah if u want lol
hahahaha dramatic, its always teh way
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Here’s why I like all of you as people (I’m not putting “because you like footy” as a reason andIn order of who came on to the site first, Michael the exception cos I didnt know he existed until round 18):
Josh- can be funny, sarcastic, and theres plenty of funny debating in our conversations, but overall friendly and kind and easy to talk to for ages
Danni- very enthusiastic, and even though we have our fights, we are back to being good friends and laughing with each other the next day.
Damo- Always kind, easy to get along with, doesn’t mind a bit of humor.
Michael- enjoys a laugh
Dom- Can tell he’s a good guy even from his few comments
Adam- Funny, and knows his stats.
Jeff- dont know him much, but hes pretty funny and good to chat to
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:51 pm
335- lol nice to see you find Mikey nice to get along with
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 pm
338: He is, i talked to him the most at the footy last week.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Thanks Steve. I’d do what I thought of all of you guys but I think i’ll get too know you all better first.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 pm
337- steve this is us fi we got married
dayone Married
FIGHT divorce
Daytwo Married
FIGHT divorce
daytheree Married
dayfour Married
Dayfive MELB V COLL = DIVORCE
lmaooooo
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I’ve only met most of you once and some of you not at all, so I won’t comment either.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Oh and Dom: Just loves his sport and knows a bit of knowledge, and look forward to catching up with him sometime.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Would like to get into more of a discussion with Dom on here sometime, he tends to pop on then pop off quite soon after.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
342: Me and Steve are like the Almanac veterans on here with you guys, although none of us are showing signs of age and will be a long time before we retire, we haven’t hit our peak form yet.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:55 pm
I havnt talked to Dom or Damo much at all.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 pm
I like Damo’s comments, they’re quite rational, intelligent and unbiased, unusual in my experience of Carlton supporters.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
347- exactly my thoughts 100%
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Yeah your right Danni, lol.
Yep, we’re the veterans Josh
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
If you didn’t know who Damo was, you would think he was a very smart adult judging by his comments.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Adam DONT SHAVE…
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
350- again exactly correct
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:01 pm
I think Danni and I were the first to talk to each other on the Almanac though..
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Damo told me on the train that when he first saw my posts on the almanac he thought I was an adult lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:01 pm
And the first to talk to each other in real life I believe.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Yes that’s true Adam. I think..
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 pm
353- Yeah thats true, but it wasnt my fault, Danni commented on your piece and I didnt really know who you were for that whole time during the season
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 pm
I think all of us could pass for adults. Except Danni, she’s an obvious teenage girl, but that’s what makes her unique among the Knackers.
I was amazed when I found out Susie was 20, she seems a lot older too, and not just because there aren’t many 20 year olds named Susie.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 pm
353- thats right cuz! lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
357: I’m not saying it was your fault, but i think Danni noticed i was a teenager coz i got to sleep-in instead of going to school in my Queens Birthday report.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Was it, I thought you and Danni just stood at the opposite side of the room until I came up to you and started talking to you Josh
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
355- I spoke to Josh on grade free i mean three camp
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
358- woooooooooo girl powerrrrrrr
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
353: No, You and I were the first to actually see each other in the flesh, but i think Steve was the first person i talked too, then you came up to us? Ah i can’t remember.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
No i went up to josh before u rocked up steve
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Isnt Susie 19?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 pm
The first people I saw were in order:
Steve (I recognised first)
Michael (a few seconds later)
Damo (a second after Michael)
Josh (about 5 minutes after the others)
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Josh dontcha remember i came up to and said “hey, josh?” and then u kinda just stood there really embarassed….
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 pm
366: Think so
365: What were you thinking Danni when you were across the room from me? I was trying to avoid eye-contact so bad, then noticed you were walking over.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I thought Susie was older too Adam. For some reason i think Susie may look like our teacher Gaz, Josh.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Josh, did you read any of my reports before we started talking to each other?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Danni the only type of conversation i remember us having was talking about your purple pen.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:08 pm
370: Is that a compliment or an insult?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:08 pm
372- LMAOOO
i was thinkinh
‘okay well i think thats him i mean hes wearing the jumper so its gotta be him…okay is he comming over or do i have to go…okay fine ill do it!’
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
…
…
Danni: Hey Josh
Josh: …Yeah?
Danni: Look at my purple pen.
Josh: Yeah, its nice…
…
…
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
371: Yes i did, Mum was the first to read your reports when she was on the Almanac one day and she told me that i ‘had competition’.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
373- Neither I just think she sorta sounded like Gaz, don’t ask me why lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
372- dont ya rememeber how Hayle was like to us “are we over being shy?”
and i said “yeah im only half shy now”
LOL
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 pm
375- LMAOOO
Mikey loved my pen he wanted to sign everyones book with it and i was a bit confused…LMAOO
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 pm
375: It was more like this:
Danni: Will you sign my book?
Josh: Okay, i got my pen..
Danni: Here use this one!
Josh: Its purple though!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:11 pm
380- hahahah and its still living might i add
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
378: I remember tasting that energy drink shot thing at our table and you laughed when i said it taste like crap. And my coke taste like crap.
379: In all seriousness, that was a good pen.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
I wouldve just sighned the book thinkin it was a blue pen
I have a purple pen atm apparently 
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:13 pm
382- lmaoo oh yeahh!! i remember ur face was all screwed up when u tasted it LMAOO
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Ahh the memories are coming back now..
Lol and when Michael, Damo and I were in the alleyway and Michael tried a banana kick and it went on the balcony and he put his hands up to his mouth and was like “OMG i’m so sorry!”
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Which alleyway was it? I want to Google Maps it.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:17 pm
FUNNY MOMENT
DANNI TO MIKEY
“you dont look like linngy!!”
MIKEY:”what!!!”
DANNI : “YOU DONT LOOK LIKE LINGGY!”
MIKEY”OHHHH i thought u said i didnt look like my book photo!”
LMAOO
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Do you know what pub it was? If so, it was to the right of that, up the alleyway you see and we were kicking the footy in the longer alleyway that goes from left to right on screen.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Clyde Hotel
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Josh – I think it might have been mentioned in one of your reports on the launch but I can’t remember.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:18 pm
And what about Anson Cameron and John Harms? Gee they were funny behind the mic.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Yeah Josh, I remember reading your articles and thinking the same thing about competition. You were the enemy back then
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Clyde Hotel in Carlton
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:19 pm
What’s Harms like in person?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 pm
387- hahaha yeah that was hillarious
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Yeah i thought i was the only teenager because Cath and Zander hadn’t made an appearance on here. Little did i know you had been on here the longest and i didn’t realize until Round 10.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 pm
394- friendly and funny
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:21 pm
349- lmao i remember when i was talking to Harms in person all i could think was
‘DONT SAY SOMETHING STUPID, DOTN SAY SOMETHING STUPID!’
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:21 pm
I really wanted to sing… Lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:21 pm
394****
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Have you met Cath and Zander in person?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Harms: Very loud and could tell a joke as good as he built it up
Daffey: Quiet but very nice
Gigs: Smart and friendly
Pam: Friendly and made me feel welcome when i got their.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Better head off too bed guys, talk tommorow.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 pm
401- nope
lmaooo Gigs was cool!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:23 pm
cya jeff
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:24 pm
I’ve gotta admit Danni, it was really strange when I walked in and you were just sitting down and staring at me lol.
I remember when I was about to walk in, I was so scared, but it all turned out well.
I don’t remember the launch night that well, it was like one of those dreams where you just remember a couple of moments
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 pm
406: Same, it feels really surreal to me.
The reason i wanted to get their early was coz i didn’t want to have to walk past any of the Fab 5 members on my way in. And i felt like a dork holding a footy with me.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 pm
hahaha you looked like a dork too. nah just kidding.
It was so scary when I saw you standing there Josh, but even scarier when I saw Danni, but even scarier when Damo came out of nowhere!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 pm
406- lmaoo i was staring at u cos u were straing at me!
i was like..okay hes still staring but hes not comming over…oh well heer i go again! lmaoo
yeah i had to walk in and pass Josh on my way in! lmaoo an dmy heel got stuck
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 pm
408- im not scarey! im cute
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 pm
It’s funny, two of the three tallest players in the AFL are called Max. There isn’t any short players called Min though.
Susie do you have facebook?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:28 pm
408: It wasn’t scary for you, you came right up to me and casually said “Hey Josh”
Lol remember us texting on our way there?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:29 pm
411 – Whoops.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 pm
412- steve was like a deer in headlights around me! lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Now i remember! Danni came up to me, said hello, talked for a bit, then went back. Then Steve and Damo showed up and Danni came over again, she left again, we went out to kick the footy and Michael followed us coz he was at the bar.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 pm
lmaooo Josh was shy and Steve seemed nervouse and i was trying my best not to sound like an idiot and stop looking at the ground!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 pm
And Danni making a superstar entrence and then tripping over! God that was funny..pity i didn’t see it
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 pm
I get nervous around new people thats just me.
412- Spot on Danni.
Yeah our texting was awesome, I was so scared when you said Danni and me are on different sides of the room and I was just walking around the corner to the pub
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:35 pm
417- OMGGG lmaooo it was so not funny..my uncle found it hilarious!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 pm
418- lmaoo why?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
I remember being in the hotel room sitting on the bed and Hayley goes “The taxi is here!!” and i didn’t want to move.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
So were you nervous around me Steve?
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
419: If i had of seen it, no doubt i would have broken out into the biggest laugh ever Danni.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:38 pm
I dunno, or maybe im just nervous in front of girls
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:39 pm
422- 424
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Hahaha, you guys (+ girl) are funny.
I’m 19, Adam, for two more precious months. And I know what you mean: I think I’m one of three girls christened “Susan” under the age of 50 left in the world.
I’m curious about this Gaz now, LoL.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:40 pm
lmaoo…i knew it.
steve what am i going to do with you! i mean u have sisters u should be fine around me
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:40 pm
426: Gaz (Miss Georgia Peters) is mine and Jeff’s english teacher at school. She’s really funny.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 pm
423- DUHHH!! lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:41 pm
426- I knew you were 19.
Happy Birthday Gigs in 79 minutes
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:42 pm
335: Thanks Josh, you’re a sweet kid
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:43 pm
427- Yeah, I have four sisters, I should be fine next time I see you
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Steve’s secret, part 1: I use ‘Steve Healy’ as my display name cos im worried another Steve will join the Almanac and put themselves as ‘Steve’ so you won’t be able to tell the difference.
Stay tuned for Steve’s secret part 2!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:50 pm
431: Its the truth Susie. It’ll be interesting to see how you fare at the book launch if you go. Will you hang with us cool kids or mingle with the adults? Lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Steve’s secret, part 2: I wore odd socks to Geelong V North Melbourne. One sock had a red line across it, the other one had a blue. I do this often on purpose cos it makes Melbourne colours. Note- I recieved a pair of red ones and a pair of blue ones for Christmas, so I knew how to wear them have I got them. That’s all guys.
Stay tuned for Steve’s secret part 3!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 pm
433- okayyyyyyyyy lol
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm
when*
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm
lmaoo id laugh if u turn out more nervous than the first time we met! lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Steve’s secret part 3: I had a nightmare once that I forgot everything I knew about footy. I woke up sweating and shaking.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm
435: I rarely don’t wear odd socks.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:55 pm
439- LMAOOOOO
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 pm
438: (I think you were talking to me..) As long as you trip over on your face Danni everything will be finee.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 pm
hmmm that reminds me..i need a new outfit for the launch
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 pm
442- yeah to both of u!
ahhhh lmaoo okay ill try and trip just for ur enjoyment
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 pm
434: Aw, thanks
I gather from Danni’s rants that guernseys are in and heels are out? LOL
I feel trapped :-s I still consider myself one of the young ‘uns, but I suppose social decorum will demand I at least mingle with the grown-ups. I think, if I go, I’ll split my time 50-50
I shall be VERY diplomatic 
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 pm
443: I’ve got my outfit. North Melbourne guernsey. That’s all.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:58 pm
I’ve had those nightmares more than once Adam! And don’t make a mockery of my segment
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:58 pm
445- lol im still gonna wear heels again! I NEED HEIGHT, I NEED STILTS! lmaoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:58 pm
445: The first five people i talked to at the Launch were adults Susie, but I see your problem haha.
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:59 pm
i think ill wear a skirt this time round..
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:59 pm
443- That’s all, you mean thats all youll be wearing? what???? disguisting.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 pm
And how long will you stay Danni? The whole night? Good idea.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 pm
452- very funny I HAD NO CHOICE!! i mean i left early and got A C+ imagine if i had stayed!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:00 pm
451: No, i mean who takes notice of the pants/shorts you wear, what you wear around your torso is all that matters, and all i’ll be wearing is a North jumper.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:01 pm
..i dont know what to wear
i need to go shopping
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:01 pm
453: Don’t tell me you studied when you got home. You would have got home, sat at your desk and thought “i wonder what they are doing right now” and you wouldn’t have been able to keep concentrated.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Steve’s secret, part 3: I have a scar between my lip and my nose, I got thing when I was a few weeks old and it got cut. If you look closely you’ll see it. Go Dees!
Stay tuned for Steve’s secret part 4!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Josh’s secret, part 1: I have a scar up the middle of my stomach.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:03 pm
456- CORSE I DID! i kicked off the heels and hit the books and only managed to cram a C+
arggggghhhh!!
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:04 pm
..i have a scar on my left hand..
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Part 4, Steve.
Adam’s secret, part 1: I used to be terribly scared of safety pins, because my Dad accidentally pricked me with one as a baby.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Josh, your not copying my secret thing, its unfair
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:06 pm
461- really?? nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 pm
No, it isn’t meant to be like this! Just say i’ve got a secret, dont copy my title
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Josh’s secret, part 2: I’m addicted to Morphine. Haha nah just kidding, but god that stuff feels good.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Actually, I think Steve’s secret is best, because it is alliterative.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 pm
adam, were u born with green eyes, did ur eye colour change at all?
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 pm
460: :O Me too! I stabbed myself accidentally as a four year old Now I have a ^ shaped scar
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Blue eyes Danni, they changed at some point.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 pm
466- exactly.
Steve’s secret part 4 coming up
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:10 pm
468- OMG thats what i did! mines more of a straight line though
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 pm
469- yeah its always the way, sorry just curious.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 pm
oh and i think i was 5 when i got my scar
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Gee, everyone has a scar.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:11 pm
actually it isnt, ive gotta go
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:12 pm
471 – I had been holding a carrot, peeling it in fact, and I slipped. Hence the odd shape :-S
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:13 pm
476- was an apple victim no wonder i dont eat them any more.
scarey though how similar our accidents were.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Oh, and going WAAAAY back …
441: yes I do have facebook
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 pm
I had open heart surgery so that’s where my scar comes from.
Lol, nah, i don’t think it was open heart surgery.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 pm
479- Josh
thats not funny dont do that again! 
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 pm
411*
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Yep, when I typed 411 I meant to put it in the other thread where we were talking about Melbourne.
I tried searching you on Facebook and there’s a few Susie or Susan Gieses and I have no idea which one you are.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
482: Susie Dodgy-Ninja Giese. Long story :p
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 pm
480: I really have no idea why my scar is there..
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:22 pm
484- you should ask ur mom.
well guys and girl lol
i better be off gotta finish my english conclusion and hit the hay.
NIGHT all
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Night Danni!
I’m getting up at 6, so I’m off too.
p.s. Josh – do I look anything like Gaz? LOL
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 pm
485: It’s Mum, not Mom!
486: I can’t quite figure out who you are in your photos coz the tag thing isn’t working, but i can’t see any Gaz lookalikes. Lol.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:32 pm
I think we can all unanimously agree on that one. Mum, NOT Mom. Danni, don’t use stupid American spelling, its unAustralian.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:33 pm
LoL, I’ll give you a hint: in my profile pic, I am not the guy. LoL.
Newho. Really off this time. Night.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 pm
489: Lol, now i see it, by the way, your profile pic is misleading, the ‘guy’ really looks like a girl.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:34 pm
And i’m off too, cya Adam.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 pm
I’m off too in a second. But before I go I have to do one thing.
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Laugh Out Loud for this thread:
Danni 20
Damo 17
Josh 11
Steve 10
Susie 5
Jeff 4
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
477: Scary that we should have matching fruit/veg scars on our left hands… LOL
493: Adam, I don’t know what’s sadder… that we “LOL”ed so much, or that you counted :p
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Been home since lunch time, my cold was too much to bear.
Status – footy training in an hour.
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
495: Hahaha, great attitude! Too sick for school, but not footy training :p
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Hey everyone, I just counted pieces on the almanac:
Josh-86
Steve-73
Danni-36
Damo-22
Michael-19
Dom-9
Adam-6
Jeff-4
Susie-4
March 3rd, 2010 at 4:11 pm
SWANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
March 31st, 2010 at 10:27 am
Dagnabbit! Will Sierakowski is a left footer too, according to the HUN!
What I want to know is, who is the 6th left footer for the Tigers apart from Newman, McMahon, Simmonds, Connors and Gourdis?